Oliver Hardmeat

Oliver Hardmeat is one of the main characters in the Tyronaverse. He is a British man living in the Soviet Union.

Appearance
Oliver has combed side-part in his hair with black, thick glasses. He wears a brown, fluffy coat combined with blue jeans and black, plain, misshapen loafers. He commonly has a revolver around his waist and blood stains on his face.

Childhood
Oliver was born in 1918 and grew up in Norwich, England. At the age of 11 the Wall Street Crash of 1929 occurred and he was put in Kingston Road Care Home in Moorham, however the home lost funds he was put on the streets of Moorham, he then got a train to London and lived there until the age of 15, afterwards he moved back to Norwich and found his real father, where he resided until 1936.

Early Adulthood
Oliver became a mailman in New York City, USA from 1936-1942, this Postal Service is running an underground mafia, eventually Oliver moves to the USSR in the mid to late 1940s. In 1942 Oliver met Captain Rape Fellow.

He bought luxuries such as money printers and assault rifles and also travelled around Europe a lot. In around May 1946, Oliver robbed a bank twice and was arrested, he won the court cases and kept the money. He then proceeded buy money printers and work in various places whilst maintaining a criminal life.

Later Years
In 1951, Oliver invented Super Glue after getting extremely intoxicated and attempting to cook, he mixed a lot of random stuff around his apartment and made super glue, he decided to eat it, immediately vomiting it up and being sent to hospital where he was diagnosed with Bulimia. Soon after, Oliver's money printer was discovered by the Russian Police, where he was arrested he was released on February 2nd 1957. As he returned home, he noticed his bodyguards were missing and an eviction notice was on the door, he pulled it down and entered his house where he slept on his sleeping bag, only for 5 minutes later he got a knock on the door. Oliver was murdered on his doorstep after a Red Army Soldier knocked on his door, he was shot on sight.

Aftermath
The Red Army Soldier by the name of Gustav Smirnoff had been sentenced to death row and killed in 1958.

Criminal Offences

 * Bank Robbery


 * Counterfeit Cash Usage
 * Rape
 * First Degree Murder
 * Second Degree Murder
 * Money Laundering

Trivia

 * Oliver has citizenship of the USA, UK and USSR


 * Oliver owns a revolver, assault rifle and knife as of 1946
 * He accidentally invented Super Glue