Pablo Rodríguez

Pablo Escuella Rodríguez is a drug kingpin in Albuquerque, New Mexico. He is a stereotypical Mexican with a fascination in the meth industry.

Childhood
Pablo most likely grew up in the 80s in Guatemala. He was most likely raised extremely poor. When he was 9 years old instead of going through puberty, puberty went through him. Virginity lost him at the age of 14.

Immigration
It is known Pablo lived in Mexico in his early 20s and gained citizenship there. During his stay he gained interest in the meth business after being diagnosed with testicle cancer.

The USA
Sometime between the early 2000s and 2008 he immigrated from Mexico to the USA, once again adding up to the racist immigrant joke. At some point he met a tweaky young junkie with an unknown name. Whilst his distributor is shopping at RAKS Building Supply on December 19th 2008 Walter White comes face-to-face with him, where Walt challenged him.

Present Day
Pablo now makes unlisted YouTube videos discussing the games of the era and how they are bad whilst unintentionally describing his crimes leading up to the discovery of said video games.

Quotes
"My name is Pablo Escuella, you may know me as the most wanted drug-lord in Nuevo Paraíso, my stash can be found at Los Pollos Hermanos"

"We beat people, killed people and sold people, yet we never littered because it harms mother nature."

"There are barely any police near the border, but when there is, somebody gets shot."